(a bissel meshugah)


HOMEPAGE
 

"History is what happens after you’re dead —
this is family!"

 

A comedy about real life (or a drama with some very funny bits) about an elderly Polish man's last days with his favorite nephew — a warm, touching tale of life, death, laughter, tears, storytelling, secrets, being Jewish, revelations about jazz and Louis Armstrong ... and glass pants.

A Little Crazy (a bissel meshugah) is a contemporary play about two men — Avram, an 84-year-old Polish immigrant, and his great-nephew, Harry — and their sometimes turbulent relationship. It renews the idea that one generation can learn from another, and that regardless of the accent, words can change lives.

Every family has an Uncle Avram — the holder of the secrets, the storyteller, the heart. Audiences connect with A Little Crazy on many levels, whether it's the memory of a distant relative or the echo of a half-forgotten story. They laugh (a lot), and they cry, renewed in the idea that one generation can connect with another, and that regardless of the accent, words can change lives.

The story developed from playwright Joseph Reed Hayes' research for a trio of novels about klezmer musicians in Russia in the 19th century. 

Now available for regional productions, A Little Crazy had its world premiere at The Orlando International Fringe Festival, May 11-19, 2002.
 

Act One: A Man is Sitting in a Doctor's Office — Uncle Avram calls his great-nephew Harry in an effort to escape the "hell-hole" of a Florida retirement home. His subsequent move to Harry's tiny New York apartment creates many opportunities for conversation about Avram's medical condition, Harry's marital status and tales of the family. Avram's goal is to break Harry out of his own self-imposed retirement; Harry's is simply to connect with his relative and, reluctantly, his past.

Act Two: Her Head was Perfectly Normal — Same apartment, about a week later; Avram's condition worsens, his tales get taller, and Harry feels the  effects of his uncle's tampering in his relationship with Annie, a co-worker and Harry's secret love.

Act Three: You Can't have Too Much Cake — Harry takes on a difficult task, reunites his family at Avram's wake and perhaps begins a new one.

 


Reviews

"Playwright Joseph Reed Hayes captured the essence of the Jewish spirit in A Little Crazy, a beautifully written and acted drama that was among the best of the 28 shows I saw." — Steve Schneider, Orlando Weekly

"Writer Joseph Reed Hayes has two nuggets of gold in A Little Crazy, a quiet little two-man comedy inspired by memories of his Russian Jewish grandfather. One is the character of Avram Mordecai Saltzman, who brings back to life the entire generation of immigrants who came to this country with the ways of the old country firmly entrenched. And the other is Orlando actor Paul Wegman, who turns Avram into a charmer who deserves many long and happy days. Hayes has set up his play, which was directed by Paula Rossman, as a dialogue between Avram, who is nearing the end of his life, and his nephew Harry (Matt Curless), born Chaim, a 35-year-old New Yorker with a problem committing to anybody or anything. Avram tells Harry stories — "the best way to learn something is to hear a story," he says — and eventually, after listening long enough, Harry learns. Hayes' work is appealing and sometimes downright lyrical. And Wegman makes it dance. " — Elizabeth Maupin, Orlando Sentinel

" 'By the way, I'm dying.' Well, we all are, ultimately, but for Avram Mordecai Saltzman (Wegman), the process is a bit more imminent. His liver is not what it used to be, and after 84 years, whose is? Rather than sweat away in alien south Florida, he's elected to spend his last few months as a nudge to his favorite nephew Chaim (Curless) in New York. Chaim has ditched as much of his Jewish roots as a possible under his health insurance, and even become Harry Bronski. Uncle Ave takes over the bedroom, the easy chair, and most of Harry's life, such as it is. Completely absorbed in his job, he has little time to date, and is in no danger of producing the greatest prize in the Jewish world — grandchildren. Uncle Ave takes up two great causes — yentl to Harry, arranging a relation ship with the mysterious Annie, and teaching him to be a good Jewish storyteller. By the time Ave passes away, a little progress is made — a date looms, and Harry is starting to tell good stories. There's no better comedian than a skeptical Jewish ancestor, and Wegman rolls out the stream of stories in the script with relish. Curless is a great foil. It's a sweet, funny story, lacking any malice, and not that much translation is needed for the goyim. Mazeltov!" — Carl F Gauze, Ink19

"That the [Eyewitness Theatre] reading was such a success considering its very American and particularly Jewish themes and humour is in no small part owing to the writing's lyrical structure. The actors found it delightfully challenging to work with. The dialogue was both native and universal at the same time and what impressed me most of all about the script was the way its message had an appeal to a wide audience crossing age and cultural boundaries with consummate ease." — Peter McGarry, Artistic Director, Eyewitness Theatre, England

"I always love the Fringe Festival ... Favorite playwright: Joe Hayes, author-author of A Little Crazy." — "Commander Coconut", columnist, Orlando Sentinel

"A Little Crazy focuses on the oftentimes turbulent, sometimes humorous relationship between an entertaining 84-year-old Polish immigrant and his more serious-minded great-nephew. Rife with Jewish humor, klezmer music and the comic talents of Paul M. Wegman (the artist formerly known as Miss P), the production dishes up biting comedy and fuzzy-warm drama all on a bed of original music written by New York composer Brian Groder." — Dennis T. Giacino & Fiely A. Matias, Watermark

 

Comedy/drama. Full length 90 minutes. Two male actors: one playing mid-80s; one playing mid-30s. Can be done with minimal set. Original music written by Brian Groder.


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performances


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Bill Whitney Senior Players
Portland Oregon 2003

- Orlando International
Fringe Festival 2002

- Finalist
American Theatre Co-op Fall 2003 Contest for Original Full-Length Plays

- Reading, Eyewitness Theatre, Manchester England 2001
 

"a "a beautifully written and acted drama ... among the best" — Orlando Weekly
 

"downright lyrical" — Orlando Sentinel
 

"a sweet, funny story" — Ink19
 



Orlando International
Fringe Festival

Paul M. Wegman
Matt Curless
Paula Rossman, director

 

"biting comedy and fuzzy-warm drama"
— Watermark
 

"one of theater's new voices"
— Florida Times-Union
 

"favorite playwright"
— Orlando Sentinel
 




Bill Whitney Senior Players
Portland Oregon


Bob Rindt
Don Barney
Bill Whitney, director
 

Dedicated to Paul Wegman
Paul Wegman was the first actor to play the role of Avram Mordecai Saltzman in A Little Crazy, and we were lucky to have him. Paul's biggest problem with the part of an 84 year-old Jewish man was the fact that he'd never heard a Polish accent before. For the first few weeks of rehearsal, Avram sounded decidedly Swedish.

But in attitude and the warmth of his portrayal, Paul was second to none, giving a performance that the Orlando Sentinel called "a nugget of gold". He held the audience in his hands, and took great delight at the sudden turns the script would take between humor and tragedy. He embraced the part so thoroughly that Paul told me, in several of his subsequent plays, Avram would sometimes pay a visit, unbidden.

We had no idea that, while Paul was dealing with Avram's mortality, he was also dealing with his own. Near the end of the play he says to his nephew, Harry:

"My doctor said I have six months to live, but I can't pay the bill ..." To which Harry responds, in the punchline of an old joke, "So he gave me another six months. Avram, that's not funny."

"Boychik," Avram says. "what do you want, wailing? I should tear my clothes and sit shiva for myself? I would have to mourn for my family and all my friends that went before me first. And I don’t think there's enough time left in the world. So I make things funny. It's what I do."

It's what he did.

Paul Wegman died August 24, 2004. He will be missed.


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