Joseph Reed Hayes, playwright
A comedy about real life (or a drama with some very funny bits) about an elderly Polish man's last days with his favorite nephew — a warm, touching tale of life, death, laughter, tears, storytelling, secrets, being Jewish, revelations about jazz and Louis Armstrong ... and glass pants.
A Little Crazy

The story developed from playwright Joseph Reed Hayes' research for a trio of novels about klezmer musicians in Russia in the 19th century.
Now available for regional productions, A Little Crazy had its world premiere at The Orlando International Fringe Festival, May 11-19, 2002.
Part 4 of the Avram Chronicles
Act One: A Man is Sitting in a Doctor's Office — Uncle Avram calls his great-nephew Harry in an effort to escape the "hell-hole" of a Florida retirement home. His subsequent move to Harry's tiny New York apartment creates many opportunities for conversation about Avram's medical condition, Harry's marital status and tales of the family. Avram's goal is to break Harry out of his own self-imposed retirement; Harry's is simply to connect with his relative and, reluctantly, his past.
Act Two: Her Head was Perfectly Normal — Same apartment, about a week later; Avram's condition worsens, his tales get taller, and Harry feels the effects of his uncle's tampering in his relationship with Annie, a co-worker and Harry's secret love.
Act Three: You Can't have Too Much Cake — Harry takes on a difficult task, reunites his family at Avram's wake and perhaps begins a new one.
Reviews:
"Playwright Joseph Reed Hayes captured the essence of the Jewish spirit in A Little Crazy, a beautifully written and acted drama that was
among the best of the 28 shows I saw." — Steve Schneider, Orlando Weekly
"Writer Joseph Reed Hayes has two nuggets of gold in A Little Crazy, a quiet little two-man comedy inspired by
memories of his Russian Jewish grandfather. One is the character of Avram Mordecai Saltzman, who brings back to life the entire generation of immigrants who came to this country
with the ways of the old country firmly entrenched. And the other is Orlando actor Paul Wegman, who turns Avram into a charmer who deserves many long and happy days. Hayes has set
up his play, which was directed by Paula Rossman, as a dialogue between Avram, who is nearing the end of his life, and his nephew Harry (Matt Curless), born Chaim, a 35-year-old New
Yorker with a problem committing to anybody or anything. Avram tells Harry stories — "the best way to learn
something is to hear a story," he says — and eventually, after listening long enough, Harry learns. Hayes' work is appealing and sometimes downright lyrical. And Wegman makes it dance. " — Elizabeth Maupin, Orlando Sentinel
" 'By the
way, I'm dying.' Well, we all are, ultimately, but for Avram Mordecai Saltzman (Wegman), the process is a bit more imminent. His liver is not what it used to be, and after 84 years,
whose is? Rather than sweat away in alien south Florida, he's elected to spend his last few months as a nudge to his favorite nephew Chaim (Curless) in New York. Chaim has ditched
as much of his Jewish roots as a possible under his health insurance, and even become Harry Bronski. Uncle Ave takes over the bedroom, the easy chair, and most of Harry's life, such
as it is. Completely absorbed in his job, he has little time to date, and is in no danger of producing the greatest prize in the Jewish world —
grandchildren. Uncle Ave takes up two great causes — yentl to Harry, arranging a relation ship with the
mysterious Annie, and teaching him to be a good Jewish storyteller. By the time Ave passes away, a little progress is made —
a date looms, and Harry is starting to tell good stories. There's no better comedian than a skeptical Jewish ancestor, and Wegman rolls out the stream of stories in the script with
relish. Curless is a great foil. It's a sweet, funny story, lacking any malice, and not that much translation is needed for the goyim. Mazeltov!"
— Carl F Gauze, Ink19 "That the [Eyewitness Theatre] reading was
such a success considering its very American and particularly Jewish themes and humour is in no small part owing to the writing's lyrical structure. The actors found it delightfully
challenging to work with. The dialogue was both native and universal at the same time and what impressed me most of all about the script was the way its message had an appeal to
a wide audience crossing age and cultural boundaries with consummate ease." — Peter McGarry, Artistic
Director, Eyewitness Theatre, England
"I always love the Fringe Festival ... Favorite playwright: Joe Hayes, author-author of A
Little Crazy." — "Commander Coconut", columnist, Orlando Sentinel
"A Little Crazy focuses on the oftentimes turbulent, sometimes humorous relationship between an entertaining 84-year-old Polish immigrant and
his more serious-minded great-nephew. Rife with Jewish humor, klezmer music and the comic talents of Paul M. Wegman (the artist formerly known as Miss P), the production dishes up
biting comedy and fuzzy-warm drama all on a bed of original music written by New York composer Brian Groder." —
Dennis T. Giacino & Fiely A. Matias, Watermark
Contact
A LITTLE CRAZY:
|
Comedy/drama. Full length 90 minutes. Two male actors: one playing mid-80s; one playing mid-30s. Can be done with minimal set. Original music written by Brian Groder. |
PERFORMANCES:
- Bill Whitney Senior Players - Orlando International -
Finalist -
Reading, Eyewitness Theatre, Manchester England 2001 |
Orlando International
Fringe Festival
Paul M. Wegman
Matt Curless
Paula Rossman, director
Bill Whitney Senior Players
Portland Oregon
Bob Rindt
Don Barney
Bill Whitney, director
Images and content © 2009 Joseph Hayes